Eating food should be unpleasant! A port of the 23w13a_or_b inedible food names to modern versions.
"Oak Tree Nut"
"Inedible Yellow Blob"
"Inedible Shining Blob"
"Mostly Seeds"
"Stick Blobs"
"Light Bulbs"
"Purple Alien Orb"
"Rabbit Feed"
"Rabbit Food"
"Root Thing?"
"Baked Bump from the Dirt"
"Useless Knob"
"Red Dirtbump"
"Dried But Somehow Also Slimy"
"Cut Cow"
"Cremated Cow"
"Piece of Pig"
"Charred Pig Part"
"Sheet of Sheep"
"Disgusting Burnt Sheep Piece"
"Birdbits"
Burnt Bird
"Bunneh :("
"It Liked Jumping Around You Murderer"
"Slimy Water Thing"
"Ruined Sushi"
"Red Slimy Water Thing"
"Slimy Fish Goop"
"Nemo"
"The Terror of the Deep"
"Dried Porridge"
"Yucky Yellow Thing"
"Lies"
"It's Not A Pie You Didn't Even Bake It"
"Unhealthy Thing"
"Arcachneous Orb"
"Fungal Goop"
"Blood in a Bowl?"
"Who Stewed Roger Rabbit?"
"Sus"
"Too Much Sugar"